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Teri Hatcher was the most serious babe

and then stuff happened

like botox

and Desperate Housewives

He gave such a good spanking… It’s so good I’m black and blue, just a tiny bit, and then he rubbed lotion all over where spanked, I gotta say I felt pampered.

He was just relaxing with me when I realized…

Dude!
You’re the America meme!


He tastes like freedom

(via huffythemagicdragon)

the last touchdown

calciseptinefic:

the last touchdown
Marvel || Steve/Tony || PG-13 (so far) || 1976/?
notes: There I was, just casually scrolling through my dash, when ironfries said, “quarterbackartstudent!steve giving collegenerdawkwardglasses!tony mushy kisses and forcing him to eat and picking him up and more kisses and cuddling everywhere because feelings” and I made unholy noises. So.

I apologize ahead of time for the sheer indulgence that will be happening.

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ironbrony:

HE’S DONE. HE’S D-HA-HONEEE. THIS IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE WORST AND BEST PROJECT I’VE EVER TAKEN ON. MY MAGNUM OPUS PLUSHIE. THIS GUY TOOK ME 3 WEEKS TO MAKE. A REGULAR LARGE PLUSHIE TAKES ME 5 HOURS. 5 HOURS. 3 WEEKS. 


Ahem. Now that that’s out of the way. Loki~! In his Avengers gear~! This guys has got some detail of divine proportions going on here; I don’t think anybody really knows how detailed this guys costume is. I mean HOW REALLY DETAILED IT IS. His costume designer should both be given a major award and shot in the face. Regardless, my goal was mainly to beat the outfit at it’s own game, and I did, more or less; every single detail of his costume is on this plushie (minus some very minuscule things) This project was literally blood, sweat and tears for me; he is my pride and joy and I can honestly say I’ve never been more proud of myself~ C: 

And now, I die. *church bells sound* 

amazing… jut totally amazing.

kyla109:

rebeccahalls:

#but lmao they’re all either complimenting themselves or each other and then joss is like #beyonce obviously are you stoned who wouldn’t want her body #like he’s been waiting years to be asked this

Aww Tom..I agree so much :D

(via romulanwhore)

icantfindmybluebird:

The Tributes
    A Hunger Games Fanmix        Download .rar

  1. Run - Snow Patrol
  2. PDA - Interpol
  3. On Your Own - Blur
  4. Manic Depression - Emilie Autumn
  5. All Eyes On Me - Goo Goo Dolls
  6. We Use The Pain - Guano Apes
  7. Kids With Guns  - Gorillaz
  8. Sabotage - Beastie Boys
  9. Lights Out - Breaking Benjamin
  10. Laughing With A Mouth Of Blood - St. Vincent
  11. The Wolves (Act I and II) - Bon Iver
  12. Revolution 1 - The Beatles

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whatthebucky: Undisclosed Desires: A Bucky Barnes/Natalia Romanova Fanmix Take this as a series of interludes between the two throughout their relationship, starting with her time in the Academy. The last couple of songs are specifically for the absolutely wonderful gushing-red’s and my storyline, or related AUs. Mainly alternative/electro with a lot of bass and steady beats. Not intentionally a sexytimes mix, but sometimes that’s what happens. A Martyr for My Love for You | The White Stripes Karmacoma | Massive Attack In This Twilight | Nine Inch Nails While You Were Asleep | OK GO Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues Bad Romance | 30 Seconds to Mars (listen to it before you judge) I Don’t Want to Fall in Love | She Wants Revenge This Night | Black Lab Us | She Wants Revenge Undisclosed Desires | Muse Live With Me | Massive Attack Corners of My Mind | Nikka Costa Lyrics were getting too long to include; some songs aren’t quite for the words, so much as the mood. But… yep. Hey there, the 110 of you that put up with me on a daily basis! Hope you enjoy. :)

whatthebucky:

Undisclosed Desires: A Bucky Barnes/Natalia Romanova Fanmix

Take this as a series of interludes between the two throughout their relationship, starting with her time in the Academy. The last couple of songs are specifically for the absolutely wonderful gushing-red’s and my storyline, or related AUs. Mainly alternative/electro with a lot of bass and steady beats. Not intentionally a sexytimes mix, but sometimes that’s what happens.

A Martyr for My Love for You | The White Stripes
Karmacoma | Massive Attack
In This Twilight | Nine Inch Nails
While You Were Asleep | OK GO
Nights in White Satin | Moody Blues
Bad Romance | 30 Seconds to Mars (listen to it before you judge)
I Don’t Want to Fall in Love | She Wants Revenge
This Night | Black Lab
Us | She Wants Revenge
Undisclosed Desires | Muse
Live With Me | Massive Attack
Corners of My Mind | Nikka Costa

Lyrics were getting too long to include; some songs aren’t quite for the words, so much as the mood. But… yep. Hey there, the 110 of you that put up with me on a daily basis! Hope you enjoy. :)

macarism: The Doberman: Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma) Fanmix | Download 1. 99 Problems - Hugo Tip my hat to the sun in the west Feel the beat right in my chest At the crossroads a second time Make the devil change his mind. 2. So Far From Your Weapon - The Dead Weather You dream of seeing fire in them hills But you better wipe that smile from your lips Which of us will be the one to go He who hits the roads the one who lives 3. Soldier - Bitter Ruin So I’m sitting here obediently Waiting for orders patiently And I know I’m not to move from this seat You don’t need to tie me down don’t wanna be free 4. Farewell Ride - Beck All I see is Two white horses in a line Carrying me to my burying ground Some may say this might be Your last farewell ride 5. The Doberman - Kasabian The truth is they never had no future They never had no past I was alone I was alone again 6. The Rider #2 - Nick Cave & Warren Ellis ‘No’ said the dust that blinded his eyes ‘Yes’ said the rider as white as a bone ‘No’ said the moon that rose from his sleep ‘No’ said the cry of the dying sun ‘No’ said the planets that started to weep ‘Yes’ said the rider and laid down his gun 7. On the Shore - Friends of Dean Martinez (Instrumental) 8. Shankill Butchers - Sarah Jarosz They used to be just like me and you They used to be sweet little boys But something went horribly askew Now killing is their only source of joy 9. Blacklight Horses - Matt Bauer I feel the flood of bad todayCome to see what passes in the nightHow did they see me?Ripples of airA warm ghost of lightCome with me there isNo more mourning and no more night 10. Vultures - Moscow Coup Attempt (Instrumental) 11. Annihilation - A Perfect Circle Power is power, the law of the land, Those living for death will die by their own hand 12. Funeral Home - Perreze Farm Well, Lord I’m-a comin to the funeral home 13. Hard Worn Trail - Ryan Bingham Bled out till empty on that hard worn trail Crazy in your eyes on that hard worn trail Tossin’ and a-turnin’ on that hard worn trail Losin’ your damn mind on that hard worn trail 14. The Proximity of Death (Blue-Eyed Boy) - Jordan Reyne There’s only 6 miles of bad road between you and I.Only 6 miles of bad road and blue sky If he gets there fast, you won’t feel his breath 15. Don’t Come Back - O’Death (Instrumental)

macarism:

The Doberman: Charlie Prince (3:10 to Yuma) Fanmix | Download

1. 99 Problems - Hugo

Tip my hat to the sun in the west
Feel the beat right in my chest
At the crossroads a second time
Make the devil change his mind.

2. So Far From Your Weapon - The Dead Weather

You dream of seeing fire in them hills
But you better wipe that smile from your lips
Which of us will be the one to go
He who hits the roads the one who lives

3. Soldier - Bitter Ruin

So I’m sitting here obediently
Waiting for orders patiently
And I know I’m not to move from this seat
You don’t need to tie me down don’t wanna be free

4. Farewell Ride - Beck

All I see is
Two white horses in a line
Carrying me to my burying ground
Some may say this might be
Your last farewell ride

5. The Doberman - Kasabian

The truth is they never had no future
They never had no past
I was alone
I was alone again

6. The Rider #2 - Nick Cave & Warren Ellis

‘No’ said the dust that blinded his eyes
‘Yes’ said the rider as white as a bone
‘No’ said the moon that rose from his sleep
‘No’ said the cry of the dying sun
‘No’ said the planets that started to weep
‘Yes’ said the rider and laid down his gun

7. On the Shore - Friends of Dean Martinez

(Instrumental)

8. Shankill Butchers - Sarah Jarosz

They used to be just like me and you
They used to be sweet little boys
But something went horribly askew
Now killing is their only source of joy

9. Blacklight Horses - Matt Bauer

I feel the flood of bad today
Come to see what passes in the night
How did they see me?
Ripples of air
A warm ghost of light
Come with me there is
No more mourning and no more night

10. Vultures - Moscow Coup Attempt

(Instrumental)

11. Annihilation - A Perfect Circle

Power is power, the law of the land,
Those living for death will die by their own hand

12. Funeral Home - Perreze Farm

Well, Lord I’m-a comin to the funeral home

13. Hard Worn Trail - Ryan Bingham

Bled out till empty on that hard worn trail
Crazy in your eyes on that hard worn trail
Tossin’ and a-turnin’ on that hard worn trail
Losin’ your damn mind on that hard worn trail

14. The Proximity of Death (Blue-Eyed Boy) - Jordan Reyne

There’s only 6 miles of bad road between you and I.
Only 6 miles of bad road and blue sky
If he gets there fast, you won’t feel his breath

15. Don’t Come Back - O’Death

(Instrumental)